Breaking News - the presence of female hormones in alcohol
Scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results
of a recent study that revealed the presence of female hormones in
alcohol
and suggested that men should take concerned look at their alcohol
consumption. The theory is that alcohol contains female hormones and that
by drinking too much alcohol, men in theory could become women. In a
strictly controlled test, 100 men drank 375ml of alcohol within a 2 hour
period.
Afterwards it was observed that every one of the test subjects:
a) Argued over nothing.
b) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
c) Gained weight.
d) Talked incessantly without making any sense.
e) Became overly emotional.
f) Couldn't drive properly.
g) Failed to think logically.
h) Had to sit down while urinating.
